Demotivational Posters
 
1)  DEFEAT: For every winner there are dozens of losers.  
    Odds are you are one of them.


2)  STUPIDITY: Quitters never win. Winners never quit. 
    But those who never win and never quit are idiots.


3)  FAILURE: When your best just isn't good enough.


4)  FUTILITY: You'll always miss 100% of the shots you 
    don't take and statistically speaking 99% of the 
    shots you do.


5)  INEPTITUDE: If you can't learn to do something well, 
    learn to enjoy doing it poorly.


6)  LOSING: If at first you don't succeed, failure may be 
    your style.


7)  MEDIOCRITY: It takes a lot less time and most people 
    won't notice the difference until it's too late.


8)  MISTAKES: It could be that the purpose of your life is 
    only to serve as a warning to others.


9)  PESSIMISM: Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but 
    lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are 
    trying to find it.


10)  PROCRASTINATION: Hard work often pays off after time, 
     but laziness always pays off now.


11)  AGONY: Not all pain is gain.