Husker Q & A

Q. What's the difference between the Huskers 
   and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban have a running game.

Q. What do the Huskers and Billy Graham have 
   in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up 
   and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q. How do you keep a Husker player out of 
   your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Why doesn't Omaha have a Division I football 
   team?
A. Because then Lincoln would want one.

Q. Why was Solich upset when the Huskers playbook 
   was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the Huskers and 
   a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a 
   dollar bill.

Q. What do the Huskers and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.