HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE ?!?!?!?

 True story. I went to McDonald's. I looked at the 
 menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 
 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.  I asked for a half
 dozen nuggets.

 "We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the 
 teenager at the counter.

 "You don't?" I replied.

 "We only have six, nine or twelve," was the reply.

 "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets but I can 
 order six?"

 "That's right."

 So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
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 I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large 
 motor home was towed into the garage.  The front of 
 the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole 
 thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister".

 I asked the manager what had happened.  He told me 
 the driver set the "cruise control" and went to the 
 back of the motorhome to make a sandwich.
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 IDIOTS AT WORK...

 Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents.  
 Two for a dollar.
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 IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE

 I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher 
 commented that the next day would be the shortest day 
 of the year.  My lab partner became visibly excited, 
 cheering and clapping.  I explained to her that the
 amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of 
 time.  Needless to say, she was very disappointed.
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